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<title>5/12/2012</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 12:00:00EDT</pubDate>
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<title>4/23/2012</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:00:00EDT</pubDate>
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<title>3/21/2012</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:00:00EDT</pubDate>
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<title>3/9/2012</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<title>2/16/2012</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<title>2/2/2012</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<title>1/12/12</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=270]]></link>
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<title>12/29/2011</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=269]]></link>
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<title>12/15/2011</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=268]]></link>
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<title>12/8/2011</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=267]]></link>
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<title>11/25/2011</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=266]]></link>
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<title>11/14/11</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=265]]></link>
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<title>11/10/11</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:00:00EST</pubDate>
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<link><![CDATA[http://bathos.neverknows.com/comic.html?cid=264]]></link>
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<title>10/31/2011</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:00:00EDT</pubDate>
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<title>10/21/2011</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 12:00:00EDT</pubDate>
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