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6.6.6		 Utilities Split Three Ways.
6.13.6		 The finer points of non-profit financing.
6.20.6		 How To Tell If A Girl Is Hot.
6.27.6		 Zeno Is Debated.
7.4.6		 Measuring Changes.
7.11.6		 ...
7.25.6		 Cream & 2 sugars.
8.1.6		 The Trials & Tribulations of Werewolves.
8.8.6		 Etymology for Fun and Profit.
8.15.6
Economy Breeds Sobriety.
8.22.6		 Discourse On The Value Of A Dollar.
8.29.6		 You're An Idiot.
9.5.6		 Set Theory Explained, Debunked.
9.12.6		 Does Evil Exist?
9.19.6		 Living Situations.
9.26.6		 Once You Go Thespian You Never Go Back.
10.3.6		 On Banking.
10.10.6		 Longform Train Wreck pt. 1.
10.17.6		 Longform Train Wreck pt. 2.
10.24.6		 Longform Train Wreck pt. 3.
10.31.6
Longform Train Wreck pt. 4.
11.7.6		 Bathos PSA.
11.14.6		 Fan Service.
11.21.6		 A Word On Nomenclature.
11.28.6		 A Trip To The Cinema.
12.5.6		 Umlaut Makes The Punchline.
12.12.6		 Holiday Cheer for Fun and Profit.
12.19.6		 The Author Discusses His Pants.
1.2.7		 Statistical Anomalies.
1.9.7		 On Word Placement.
1.16.7		 Not Just History, But Literature.
1.23.7
The Bathos Cool Guy In History Award.
1.30.7		 Cartography Breeds Sobriety.
2.6.7		 Introduction To Chase Scene.
2.13.7		 Chase Scene And Climax.
2.20.7		 Day Off.
2.27.7		 Another Fine Bathos PSA
3.6.7		 Nature In Some Of Its Glory.
3.13.7		 The Truth Is Out There.
3.20.7		 Telephone Fun.
3.27.7		 Tricks To Beat The Lottery.
4.3.7		 Lord, No!
4.10.7
Not Talking Animals!
4.17.7		 ...
4.24.7		 On Size And Virtue In History.
5.1.7		 For Lack Of A Better...
5.8.7		 Keeping You Sane Since Year 6.
5.15.7		 How To Serve To Friends, Casual Style.
5.22.7		 Based On A True Story.
5.29.7		 Fifty Bones A Confession.
6.5.7		 Better Living Through Chemistry.
6.12.7		 No Suing Us If You Get Caught, 'Kay?
6.19.7		 Look For It On The You Toob, But Prolly Not.
6.26.7
Then You'd Better Catch It!
7.10.7		 I, Personally, NEVER Scratch These Dumb Things.
7.17.7		 The Mammoth Cometh.
7.24.7		 Gomak Thinks About Kids A Lot These Days.
7.31.7		 Whenever You're Near/ I Hear A Symphony/ A Tender Melody
8.7.7		 Write A Book, The Bathos Method.
8.14.7		 Solve A Mystery, The Bathos Method.
8.21.7		 Another Shameless Ratings Ploy, The Bathos Method.
8.28.7		 Only You Can Prevent Entmoots.
9.4.7		 That's The Way The Caterpillar Crumbles.
9.11.7		 Super Famicom, Looking Out For You!
9.18.7
The New 5th: Pleading Great Works Of Drama.
9.25.7		 George And Clapton Are Totally The Same Guy.
10.2.7		 Nixon Is +10, But R.B.E.M. Is A Point Multiplier.
10.9.7		 Mudd's Special Investigation Unit.
10.16.7		 Learn About Justice The Easy Way: On TV!
10.23.7		 BAM: Science!
10.30.7		 BAM: Cheese!
10.6.7		 On Lions.
11.13.7		 Wonder Super Famicom: The Scent. An Alluring Perfume For Women.
11.20.7		 Tubes Are Just So Much Cooler Than Transistors.
12.4.7		 Support Aquatic Rewilding With Your Tax-Free Donation.
12.11.7
'Girls Gone Wilde' And The Best-Selling Sequel, 'Fey Fellows Gone Wilde'
12.18.7		 Happy Holidays From Bathos
12.25.7		 Happy More Holiday From Bathos
1.1.8		 WWJMD
1.8.8		 Brew Me Up, Buttercup.
1.15.8		 'Genus' Is A Great Word.
1.22.8		 January 1869, Boom.
1.29.8		 Dinosaurs? Yes!
2.5.8		 B.A.T.H.O.S. Atomic Tyrannical Headquarters Opposing S.H.I.E.L.D.
2.12.8		 On Meaninglessnessosity.
2.19.8		 Now Let Us All Laugh At The Coptic Calendar.
2.26.8
Another Fine Bathos Experiment To Test On Your Kid Brother
3.4.8		 Robots! Not Just For Venus Anymore!
3.11.8		 That Voyager II Punk Has Also Got It Coming.
3.18.8		 Read The Sign: NO COWS ALLOWED!
3.25.8		 Not To Be Confused With The Decline And Fall Of The Roomba Empire
4.1.8		 Beware The Partisan Bobcat!
4.8.8		 Traditionally, Penguins Only Use Folding Money.
4.15.8		 Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
4.22.8		 Mendeleev Wonders Where The Raccoon Came From, But Keeps His Cool About It.
4.29.8		 The Captain And Perry Beat Up More Appliances! Hooray!
5.6.8		 Sand In The Dirt May Indicate Water. Water Is Important.
5.13.8
They Also Demand Asylum For All Pong Machines
5.20.8		 Caesar Got Stabbed 23 Times At Age 56 So We're Better Than Him Also
5.27.8		 Einstein Knew The Value Of A Good Science Cannon
6.3.8		 TOP Panda Sex Scientists
6.10.8		 Sure It's A Little Out Of The Way, But The Coffee Is GREAT
6.17.8		 CyclopsBot Ain't Got No Work Ethic
6.24.8		 Everyone Starts Down 50 Points Because Of Robert Frost.
7.1.8		 The Captain Does Is Not Afflicted
7.8.8		 Estimate How Many Words Are In The Average Bathos Comic
7.15.8		 The Mars U Robots Take Europa Tech To The Boards This Weekend! Be There!
7.22.8		 The Talking Bird Gives The Show Added Credibility.
7.29.8
We're Not Kidding, Okapi Are WAY Too Big To Hold In One Hand.
8.5.8		 All Power To The Hot Alien Girls!
8.26.8		 Ask About Our Low Low Financing Options.
9.2.8		 Frankly, He Was Doomed From The Moment He Liked Cats
9.9.8		 Don't Ever Put A Fork In The Nova Toaster.
9.16.8		 OF COURSE Gomak Blows Hot Air.
9.23.8		 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
9.30.8		 If You Or Someone You Love Stings Perry, It's Never Too Late To Help
10.7.8		 The Disaster Of The Non-Metric Socket Wrench Set.
10.14.8		 That Mime Has No Artistic Commitment
10.21.8		 That Ghost Is Just Messing With Us, He Totally Knows What Day We Think It Is.
10.28.8
Celtic Ghost From The Future In 2012
11.4.8		 One Lucky Reader Can Win A Chance To Learn MORE About Getting Rid Of Blackberries In My Backyard!
11.11.8		 Robots Just Have A Lot Of Integrity Generally.
11.18.8		 We Warned You About The Bohr Model, But You Didn't Listen.
11.25.8		 DinoNucleic Acid Gives Aliens A Terrible Case Of Civil Unrest
12.2.8		 If You Find A Pickled Alien, Please Send Him Home In A Taxi And Remind Him That His Family Loves Him.
12.9.8		 And Happy Hanukkah Neptune
12.16.8		 See? We Had Plans For That Giant Shark All Along.
12.23.8		 Clearly, Gomak Doesn't Take His Diet Very Seriously.
12.30.8		 In Truth, Doctor C Programs All His Robots With Explosve Tempers.
1.6.9		 Make Toast: The Bathos Method
1.13.9
The Toaster Is Intrigued.
1.20.9		 White Is Slimming.
1.27.9		 Strong Enough For Gomak, PH Balanced For The Captain.
2.3.9		 Another Bathos Attempt To Get People To Quit Wearing Makeup, Seriously, You Look Better Without It
2.10.9		 You Too Can Open a Detectiving Agency With The Captain's New Correspondence Course!
2.17.9		 If You Would Like To Be A Volunteer Test Chicken, Contact Your Local Bathos Test Chicken Recruitment Center
2.24.9		 Perry Would Never Even Consider Flying If Gomak Didn't Agree To Run Below To Catch The Plane If It Falls
3.3.9		 Don't Bother With Yer Google, It's: (Lift) Equals (Air Pressure) (Surface Area) (Velocity Squared) (Coefficient of Lift)
3.10.9		 Bam: Home Security!
3.17.9		 More Goats? Again?
3.24.9		 Goat Week Continues On Discovery Channel
3.31.9
Polly Is Full Of It. She Drinks As Much Coffee As Anyone.
4.7.9		 Oh My God! Where Was He Keeping That Phone?!?
4.14.9		 Seriously, Our Drift Is That Tubes Are More Likely To Survive An EMP.
4.21.9		 It's Gotta Be The Tubes
4.28.9		 Polly Pretty Much Hates Drawing All Forms Of Transportation
5.5.9		 Gomak Crushes Calculus At Its Source
5.12.9		 Dead Robot Otter Tea- The Tea That WON'T Make You Dead.
5.19.9		 Gomak Is Excited For 526.
5.26.9		 Is Gomak Ready To Commit? Yes!
6.2.9		 Nuts To Boris Karloff!
6.9.9		 Xmas Comes Early To Bathos This Year.
6.16.9
Toho Presents: Crippled Giant Perry vs. Mecha Crippled Giant Perry! Catch It On Imax!
6.23.9		 Build a Better Moat With Our Easy 7 Step Directions.
7.7.9		 Pompeii? Gomak!
7.14.9		 Kirk's Not Feeling Very Masculine Today
7.21.9		 Bathos R&D Have Actually Not Yet Tried To Build A Lightning Jar, So Be Sure To Shock your Brother And Send Us The Results.
7.28.9		 Talking Animals? Preposterous!
8.4.9		 It Used To Be Neanderthal, But Now It's Neandertal. Isn't That Nutty?
8.11.9		 He Can Talk, He's Just Being A Jerk.
8.18.9		 A Crash of Rhinos, For Anyone Keeping Score.
9.25.9		 I Ate A Triceratops In Reno, Just To Watch Him Die.!
9.1.9		 I Like The Rhino Callback, But What About Kanye Rex?
9.8.9
There's Also a Pretty Solid Latin Grammar Explanation, But It's Really Boring.
9.15.9		 The IAU Is Now Talking About Excluding Jupiter. Call Your Senators Today!
9.22.9		 There once was an eagle from Auckland.
9.29.9		 And WHAT A Rational Explanation It Is!
10.6.9		 Is That Bird Chirping Or Is He Saying Chirp? The Wonderful World Of Comics!
10.13.9		 Bathos: In Accordance With Government Funk Policies Since 2006.
10.20.9		 Robot Beaver Ed Murrow Reporting.
10.27.9		 And This Not Even A Midterm Year!
11.3.9		 Yay For Alternative Medicine!
11.10.9		 Today's Theme Is That They Both Have Masks.
11.17.9		 True Story. Real Melancholy. Hope That Guy Finds His Father.
11.24.9
I Invest In Acorns, Then Sell Squirrel Condos At Top Dollar To Winos.
12.1.9		 I'm Not Positive That This Counts As Science...
12.8.9		 IMDB as a Verb is Pronounced im-dib. Tell Your Friends. Tell Your English Teachers.
12.15.9		 The Savvy Readers Will Recognize Panel 13 as Rampage: Giant Beaver Claus Attack Edition.
12.22.9		 Not Just Giant Cyborg Bears, But Giant Cyborg Bears On Cute Little Motorcycles!
12.29.9		 ANYTHING For Honey.
1.5.10		 We Tried To Take A Poll On Which Is More Well Known, But Nobody Cared.
1.12.10		 In The Land of The Hall of Ampersand, No One Can Hear You Scream.
1.19.10		 We ARE Aware That SM3 Has Both Tanuki Mario AND Raccoon Mario, So Save It Fo' Yo' Mama.
1.26.10		 Printing That Giant E On The Earth Was One Of Gomak's Campaign Promises.
2.09.10		 My Knight Rides A Donkey. My Knight Rides THE Donkey.
2.16.10
In Which Mendeleev Borrows A Line From Twin Peaks.
2.23.10		 The Path To Victory Leads Through Iceland!
3.2.10		 Stripping Based On Rolling Snake Eyes Was Rejected For Showing Off The Goodies Too Quickly.
3.9.10		 What Do You Mean I Can't Roll 5-7-5?
3.16.10		 Theia Is, Like, 2 Billion Years Late On Child Support.
3.23.10		 Bathos: Pure Comedic Gold!
3.30.10		 Wow. Pogs.
4.6.10		 More Bruce Lee! More Lee... Lee More... Lemur... dun Dun DUN!
4.13.10		 Actually, Barium Has Dozens of Uses, But They're All Real Boring.
4.20.10		 Bam! Brazil Nuts!
4.27.10		 Is Angela Lansbury A Big Fat Murderer? Survey Says Yes!
5.4.10
Bam! Fake Moustaches!
5.11.10		 I Won't Lie, I DO Wish I Was Patrick McGoohan.
5.18.10		 Bam: 200!
5.25.10		 The Robot Has Opinions About Technology Being 600.
6.1.101		 Seriously Italy, When Zidane Noggins You, You're Supposed To STAY Down, Not Win It In The PKs.
6.8.10		 Well, It's Better Than Shooting Up Chicken Poop To Gain The Power Of Hypnosis.
6.15.10		 INS TPCL CMNT HR - Y'know, in 2006 I was a big France fan, this year, I saw 30 minutes of play and wanted them out. Glad to see them gone.
6.22.10		 I'm Totally Going To Get These Made Unless I Forget.
6.29.10		 Heck, I bet people are still complaining about the 1970 change to the Telstar.
7.6.10		 Paul predicted that you would read this.
7.13.10		 Joyce referred to George Herriman's Krazy Kat as an inspiration of his. Really? Oh yeah, we're JUST. THAT. GOOD.
7.20.10


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