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6.6.6		 Utilities Split Three Ways.
6.13.6		 The finer points of non-profit financing.
6.20.6		 How To Tell If A Girl Is Hot.
6.27.6		 Zeno Is Debated.
7.4.6		 Measuring Changes.
7.11.6		 ...
7.25.6		 Cream & 2 sugars.
8.1.6		 The Trials & Tribulations of Werewolves.
8.8.6		 Etymology for Fun and Profit.
8.15.6
Economy Breeds Sobriety.
8.22.6		 Discourse On The Value Of A Dollar.
8.29.6		 You're An Idiot.
9.5.6		 Set Theory Explained, Debunked.
9.12.6		 Does Evil Exist?
9.19.6		 Living Situations.
9.26.6		 Once You Go Thespian You Never Go Back.
10.3.6		 On Banking.
10.10.6		 Longform Train Wreck pt. 1.
10.17.6		 Longform Train Wreck pt. 2.
10.24.6		 Longform Train Wreck pt. 3.
10.31.6
Longform Train Wreck pt. 4.
11.7.6		 Bathos PSA.
11.14.6		 Fan Service.
11.21.6		 A Word On Nomenclature.
11.28.6		 A Trip To The Cinema.
12.5.6		 Umlaut Makes The Punchline.
12.12.6		 Holiday Cheer for Fun and Profit.
12.19.6		 The Author Discusses His Pants.
1.2.7		 Statistical Anomalies.
1.9.7		 On Word Placement.
1.16.7		 Not Just History, But Literature.
1.23.7
The Bathos Cool Guy In History Award.
1.30.7		 Cartography Breeds Sobriety.
2.6.7		 Introduction To Chase Scene.
2.13.7		 Chase Scene And Climax.
2.27.7		 Day Off.
2.27.7		 Another Fine Bathos PSA
3.6.7		 Nature In Some Of Its Glory.
3.13.7		 The Truth Is Out There.
3.20.7		 Telephone Fun.
3.27.7		 Tricks To Beat The Lottery.
4.3.7		 Lord, No!
4.10.7
Not Talking Animals!
4.17.7		 ...
4.24.7		 On Size And Virtue In History.
5.1.7		 For Lack Of A Better...
5.8.7		 Keeping You Sane Since Year 6.
5.15.7		 How To Serve To Friends, Casual Style.
5.22.7		 Based On A True Story.
5.29.7		 Fifty Bones A Confession.
6.5.7		 Better Living Through Chemistry.
6.12.7		 No Suing Us If You Get Caught, 'Kay?
6.19.7		 Look For It On The You Toob, But Prolly Not.
6.26.7
Then You'd Better Catch It!
7.10.7		 I, Personally, NEVER Scratch These Dumb Things.
7.17.7		 The Mammoth Cometh.
7.24.7		 Gomak Thinks About Kids A Lot These Days.
7.31.7		 Whenever You're Near/ I Hear A Symphony/ A Tender Melody
8.7.7		 Write A Book, The Bathos Method.
8.14.7		 Solve A Mystery, The Bathos Method.
8.21.7		 Another Shameless Ratings Ploy, The Bathos Method.
8.28.7		 Only You Can Prevent Entmoots.
9.4.7		 That's The Way The Caterpillar Crumbles.
9.11.7		 Super Famicom, Looking Out For You!
9.18.7
The New 5th: Pleading Great Works Of Drama.
9.25.7		 George And Clapton Are Totally The Same Guy.
10.2.7		 Nixon Is +10, But R.B.E.M. Is A Point Multiplier.
10.9.7		 Mudd's Special Investigation Unit.
10.16.7		 Learn About Justice The Easy Way: On TV!
10.23.7		 BAM: Science!
10.30.7		 BAM: Cheese!
10.6.7		 On Lions.
11.13.7		 Wonder Super Famicom: The Scent. An Alluring Perfume For Women.
11.20.7		 Tubes Are Just So Much Cooler Than Transistors.
12.4.7		 Support Aquatic Rewilding With Your Tax-Free Donation.
12.11.7
'Girls Gone Wilde' And The Best-Selling Sequel, 'Fey Fellows Gone Wilde'
12.18.7		 Happy Holidays From Bathos
12.25.7		 Happy More Holiday From Bathos
1.1.8		 WWJMD
1.8.8		 Brew Me Up, Buttercup.
1.15.8		 'Genus' Is A Great Word.
1.22.8		 January 1869, Boom.
1.29.8		 Dinosaurs? Yes!
2.5.8		 B.A.T.H.O.S. Atomic Tyrannical Headquarters Opposing S.H.I.E.L.D.
2.12.8		 On Meaninglessnessosity.
2.19.8		 Now Let Us All Laugh At The Coptic Calendar.
2.26.8
Another Fine Bathos Experiment To Test On Your Kid Brother
3.4.8		 Robots! Not Just For Venus Anymore!
3.11.8		 That Voyager II Punk Has Also Got It Coming.
3.18.8		 Read The Sign: NO COWS ALLOWED!
3.25.8		 Not To Be Confused With The Decline And Fall Of The Roomba Empire
4.1.8		 Beware The Partisan Bobcat!
4.8.8		 Traditionally, Penguins Only Use Folding Money.
4.15.8		 Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
4.22.8		 Mendeleev Wonders Where The Raccoon Came From, But Keeps His Cool About It.
4.29.8		 The Captain And Perry Beat Up More Appliances! Hooray!
5.6.8		 Sand In The Dirt May Indicate Water. Water Is Important.
5.13.8
They Also Demand Asylum For All Pong Machines
5.20.8		 Caesar Got Stabbed 23 Times At Age 56 So We're Better Than Him Also
5.27.8		 Einstein Knew The Value Of A Good Science Cannon
6.3.8		 TOP Panda Sex Scientists
6.10.8		 Sure It's A Little Out Of The Way, But The Coffee Is GREAT
6.17.8		 CyclopsBot Ain't Got No Work Ethic
6.24.8		 Everyone Starts Down 50 Points Because Of Robert Frost.
7.1.8		 The Captain Does Is Not Afflicted
7.8.8		 Estimate How Many Words Are In The Average Bathos Comic
7.15.8		 The Mars U Robots Take Europa Tech To The Boards This Weekend! Be There!
7.22.8		 The Talking Bird Gives The Show Added Credibility.
7.29.8
We're Not Kidding, Okapi Are WAY Too Big To Hold In One Hand.
8.5.8		 All Power To The Hot Alien Girls!
8.26.8		 Ask About Our Low Low Financing Options.
9.2.8		 Frankly, He Was Doomed From The Moment He Liked Cats
9.9.8		 Don't Ever Put A Fork In The Nova Toaster.
9.16.8		 OF COURSE Gomak Blows Hot Air.
9.23.8		 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
9.30.8		 If You Or Someone You Love Stings Perry, It's Never Too Late To Help
10.7.8		 The Disaster Of The Non-Metric Socket Wrench Set.
10.14.8		 That Mime Has No Artistic Commitment
10.21.8		 That Ghost Is Just Messing With Us, He Totally Knows What Day We Think It Is.
10.28.8
Celtic Ghost From The Future In 2012
11.4.8		 One Lucky Reader Can Win A Chance To Learn MORE About Getting Rid Of Blackberries In My Backyard!
11.11.8		 Robots Just Have A Lot Of Integrity Generally.
11.18.8		 We Warned You About The Bohr Model, But You Didn't Listen.
11.25.8		 DinoNucleic Acid Gives Aliens A Terrible Case Of Civil Unrest
12.2.8		 If You Find A Pickled Alien, Please Send Him Home In A Taxi And Remind Him That His Family Loves Him.
12.9.8		 And Happy Hanukkah Neptune
12.16.8		 See? We Had Plans For That Giant Shark All Along.
12.23.8		 Clearly, Gomak Doesn't Take His Diet Very Seriously.
12.30.8		 In Truth, Doctor C Programs All His Robots With Explosve Tempers.
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